Alexlndigo :
::One morning::
Alexlndigo :
::Alex walks in with
his night clothes still on, seeing Maeve looking bored on the
couch.::
MaeveOwens :
::sits, staring at
the ceiling:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: Yawn! Boy don't
you look bored. ::goes though the fridge::
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::sighs:: I am.
Nice of you to join the land of the living.
Alexlndigo :
AX: Sorry I stayed
up last night listening to the radio. ::gets out the bottle of
milk::
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::watches him
through half closed eyelids:: Think of something to do.
Alexlndigo :
AX: Hey...::looks at
his glass of milk:: I'll make a bet with you if you that bored.
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::looks skeptical:::
What kind of bet?
Alexlndigo :
AX: Who ever wins,
gets to do whatever they want to the loser. ::winks::
Alexlndigo :
AX: anything!
MaeveOwens :
MV: ::perks up::: What
do we have to do in order to determine the winner?
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::gets another
glass and pours milk in it:: Who ever can finish their glass of
milk without spitting it out, wins!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::gets up from
the couch, an evil smile on her face::: I'll take that bet with
you cause your gonna regret it.
Alexlndigo :
AX: Oh I don't think
so , I'm the best a gulping down milk,::passes her a glass::
Alexlndigo :
AX: Now on the count
of 3...
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::takes the glass:::
We'll see about that.
Alexlndigo :
AX: 1....
Alexlndigo :
AX: 2....
Alexlndigo :
AX:..3!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::picks the glass
up and starts drinking:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::starts gulping
it down::
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::half of the
glass is empty, but Alex is beating her, she drinks faster::
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::he finishes it,
puts his glass down and looks at Maeve, and then he laughed, having
milk come up his nose, having him disquified::
Alexlndigo :
AX: man...I'm leaking..!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::finishes the
glass, sets it down and looks triumphantly over at Alex::: ha!
i told you I would win!
Alexlndigo :
AX: I need to clong
my nose...before doing that again::still having milk coming out
his nose::
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::looks thoughtful:::
Now, what should I make you do?
Alexlndigo :
::The radio is still
on in Alex's room, talking about the lastest fashion for ladies::
Alexlndigo :
AX: Oh I forgot to
turn off my radio.
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::grins::: Come
on Alex, get dressed, we have some shopping to do!
MaeveOwens :
::pushes him out tof
the kitchen:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: I thought you hated
shopping?
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::giggles:: I
did, but that was before you made that bet.
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::thinks to himself::
great, now I gotta buy clothes for her! ::goes and gets dress,
and comes out to met Maeve:: Okay I'm ready.
MaeveOwens :
MV: . :::rubs her hands
togther::: Oh yeah, this is going to be good. :::grabs his arm
and drags him out the door:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: I don't have a
car, or we going to walk all the way down there?
MaeveOwens :
MV: We are going to
have to walk. Which will be good, especially for the walk back
:::mysterious grin on her face:::
Alexlndigo :
::They walk to the
department store::
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::drags him to
the woman's department:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: Oh well I guess...so
what do you want Maeve?
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::looks through
the dresses and pulls out a pink dress with red roses on it and
a big bow in the middle::: Here! Perfect! :::holds it up to him:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: That dress is way
to big for you, look its big enought to almost fit me!
MaeveOwens :
MV: ::smiles::: exactly.
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::eyes widen::
What what?! No...no you can't..no...no...!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::gives him the
dress and shoves him towards the dressing room::: Oh yes I can,
remember? you said *anything*.
Alexlndigo :
AX: I take it back!
Anything in my vocabuary means...like eating a hot dog with peanut
butter...not putting dare ol' me in a dress!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::grins::: Oh
no, your not getting out of this one. Now go on, the sooner you
do this the sooner you will be safe and sound at home.
Alexlndigo :
AX: sigh ::goes and
puts the dress on:: wait, I don't have jewels or hose, or make
up or even a hat..it looks to blah!
MaeveOwens :
MV: Oh dont worry,
its coming. :::goes and picks up a pink hat with flowers on it,
matching pink shoes with a big rose on the top and hose:: Here
ya go.
Alexlndigo :
AX: Look! I need to
shave my legs! Have you ever saw a lady with hairy legs!
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::puts on whatever
Maeve Brings him::
MaeveOwens :
MV: ::laughs hysterically:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::looks like a
very strong lady:: Umm..okay, can I get into my other clothes
now....
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::shakes her head:::
No! I think I want to keep my creation around for a little while.
::giggles::
Alexlndigo :
AX: I'm not leaving
this store looking like this, I'm insane, but not that insane!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::takes out some
make up things and tries to put blush on him::: Now hold still,
this wont hurt a bit ::pauses:: alexia. ::tries not to smile but
fails:::
Alexlndigo :
::People walk by gasping::
Alexlndigo :
AX: Alexia? what? Oh
nonononono!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::doubles over
laughing::: I have found you a new nickname! Alexia!
Alexlndigo :
AX: Okay, lets go home
quickly now...I feel a breeze going up my dress...
Alexlndigo :
AX:::just stands there
hiding his face:: Maeve, your so mean to me...what to do...
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::shakes her head:::
Before we go back home :::pauses:::: There is one more thing.
:::pulls out a camera and snaps a picture before he can get away:::
Alexlndigo :
AX: want me to actually
pose? I will!
Alexlndigo :
AX:: Makes a pose and
smiles:: can't wait to show my kids!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::nods and smiles::
yeah! even better! ::takes pictures::
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::blows a kiss::
how about this one.. ::puts his hand on his hips::
MaeveOwens :
MV: ::laughs and snaps
another picture::: Put your arms above your head and twirl.
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::does whatever
she says::
Alexlndigo :
::People starts gathering
around them::
Alexlndigo :
AX: Okay, I'm changeing
now...people are around us....
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::takes a few
more pictures::: perfect! :::looks around::: Uh-oh, you better
get out of that! ::whispers::: the sales person is coming!
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::runs and change
quickly:: Okaylets go!
MaeveOwens :
::they leave the store
and start walking home. On the way there they pass a theater:::
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::starts shouting:::
Harrison Ford's new movie is out!! :::tugs on Alex's arm::: We
have to go see it!!
Alexlndigo :
AX: Hey can we see
the Jazz Singer again? I love that movie, you haven't heard nothing
yet!
Alexlndigo :
AX: Is that Rush hour,
or the fast and the furious that hes staring in?
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::tugs harder
on his arm::: Noooo we have to see Harrison ford! he is soooo
cute!!!
Alexlndigo:
AX: ::looks at her::
I'm better looking than he is...but hes not that bad...I guess...
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::smirks::: In
your dreams.
Alexlndigo :
AX: Well I have pretty
women in my dreams so there!
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::rolls her eyes:::
Come on! we have to go see golf Widows. Besides, we know the Jazz
Singer by heart!
Alexlndigo :
AX: ::starts quoteing
word by word::
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::joins in::
Alexlndigo :
::People stare as they
pass by::
Alexlndigo :
AX: why come people
stare at us?
MaeveOwens :
MV: ::makes a funny
face at one of them that pass b:::
MaeveOwens :
MV: ::shrugs:: I dont
know, maybe its because we are different.
Alexlndigo :
AX: Well lets go see
a cinema....nothing better to do anyways...
MaeveOwens :
MV: :::smiles::: yes!
Harrison Ford here I come!
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